# force apache to do reverse name lookups:
allow from xyz.lu

# switch on the Rewrite Engine
RewriteEngine On

# Weil, Gotshal & Manges, the ones which attempted to inflict us a TRO
# on December 28th
RewriteCond %{REMOTE_HOST} .*weil.*		[OR]
RewriteCond %{REMOTE_ADDR} ^38\.228\.47\.
RewriteRule .* http://goatse.cx/		[R]

# Microsoft
# 131.107.        Micro$oft: uninvolved, but it is so fun to annoy them
RewriteCond %{REMOTE_ADDR} ^131\.107\. [OR]
RewriteCond %{REMOTE_ADDR} ^207\.46\.
RewriteRule .* http://www.enemy.org/ [R]